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Once again, let me welcome you to The Doghouse... This page will be constantly under construction, but in the mean time, why don't you check out the links at the bottom of the page...There's something for everyone...Especially if,like me, you're just a little bit twisted... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Top 9 things you'll never hear from a Redneck | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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9. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1,000 Alex" 8. "Duct tape won't fix that" 7. "I thought Graceland was tacky" 6. "Do you think my hair is too big?" 5. "Honey, did you mail that check to Greenpeace?" 4. "Deer heads would detract from the decor" 3. "She's too young for me" 2. "Elvis who?" 1. "Checkmate" | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats | instead of parachutes? If a cow laughs, does milk come out of it's nose? If nothing sticks to Teflon, why does Teflon stick to the pan? Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii? If toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of toast to the back of a cat and dropped it? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? If Olive Oil comes from olives, where does Baby Oil come from?
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